Lodi police arrested Shawn Batie, 42, at 9:41 p.m. on Friday night. Police said that Batie was wearing an Oakland Raiders jacket, a g-string and a hair scrunchie around his genitals. He was also wearing socks. While en route to the jail, officers said that Batie became very uncooperative. When asked why he wasn’t wearing pants, police said that he insisted that “they must have been taken.”
Your move, Chargers fan.