Cuff 'Em: Would A Drunken Kevin Signalness Really Be Jerking It While Driving Through Portland Crime Scene Tape


A man behind the wheel of a stolen car plowed through crime scene tape near the Lloyd Center mall, where a 14-year-old was shot in the head Monday, Portland police say.When officers found the driver, identified as Kevin Signalness, they said he had his pants unzipped and a pornographic magazine laying on the passenger seat.

$100 says it was ButtMan. Dude just has that look in his eyes. Nice scowl, bro.

[Police: DUI Driver Plows Through Crime Scene Tape]

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