We received a late proposition from a P.R. rep handling the Coloud.com account.
Valerie wanted to know if we were interested in doing a giveaway for NHL headphones. “Only if you handle all the shipping and questions from these morons,” we told her.
Deal, she responded.
So here are the details on the NHL Coloud Headphones Giveaway:
â€¢ In the comments section (below), tell us why you need these headphones. Make up something. Anything quirky. Don’t email us. We get enough emails from guys like Gunaxin.com or TedWilliamsHead.com. The inbox is overflowing.
â€¢ If you leave a tremendous comment that is a sure winner and never hear from us, it’s because your stupid ass didn’t leave a legit email.
â€¢ These headphones retail for $40 in case you were looking to win ’em and eBay ’em.
â€¢ The teams available are the Rangers, Bruins or Maple Leafs.
â€¢ Repeat, no other teams available.
â€¢ These do work with iPods so take ’em to an NHL rink and figure on getting your ass kicked.
â€¢ Email us and you are instantly disqualified.
There you have it Busted Coverage Nation. It’s opening night of the NHL playoffs and Uncle BC already has freebies to give out. Take advantage.