Who wants to see Kayden Kross model a Tap Out shirt outside a peep booth?
â€¢ Spent last night watching “South Park’s Greatest Hits,” on Comedy Central and forgot how genius the World of Warcraft episode was. A pimpled, bloated Cartman calling his mom for a shit bucket (and then blasting a giant load of shit) is pure comedy gold that could never be matched in cartoon form.
â€¢ Speaking of shit, this might be the craziest shit we’ve seen this morning. Those crazy bastards in Qatar are looking for a way to keep players cool during the 2022 World Cup so they are developing an artificial cloud. A remote controlled cloud would be positioned over the field and provide shade from the sun. But yet we cannot invent a way to get the Pittsburgh Pirates into the playoffs? C’mon, scientists. Get your asses in gear.
â€¢ Something for the panty fans out there. Victoria’s Secret has unveiled its MLB undie line and we wait patiently for new Kate Upton where her ass reads “Meet Me In The Dugout.”
â€¢ Guess who Brooklyn Decker has “a lady crush” on? It’s a sideline reporter. Wonder if she has watched the peephole videos?
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[Mister Irrelevant] – Brian Orakpo might just kill some punks at Bleacher Report
[FratHouse] – This is what OU QB Landry Jones is banging these days?
[NextRound] – Thank The Lord For Texas! Pole Dancing For Jesus Freaks!
[The Nip Slip] – Molly Sims & her tight pants gain attention at the airport
[Funtasticus] – Tooshie Tuesday on Thursday because we forgot yesterday. Sorry.
[Regretful Morning] – We’re not sure who this Hillary Fisher is but she might have implants
[Big League Stew] – Look, Tigers reliever Will Rhymes is totally in love with Chipotle