Daily Dump: Brooklyn Decker’s Foxy Lady Crush, Cartman Shitting On His Mom, Landry Jones’ GF, Pole Dancing For Jesus, Butterface At Beach, Molly Sims & Her Tight Pants, Hillary Fisher & Kayla Marie Is Community College Chick Of The Day!

Who wants to see Kayden Kross model a Tap Out shirt outside a peep booth?

• Spent last night watching “South Park’s Greatest Hits,” on Comedy Central and forgot how genius the World of Warcraft episode was. A pimpled, bloated Cartman calling his mom for a shit bucket (and then blasting a giant load of shit) is pure comedy gold that could never be matched in cartoon form.

• Here is said video of Cartman shitting on his mom during a World of Warcraft marathon.

• Speaking of shit, this might be the craziest shit we’ve seen this morning. Those crazy bastards in Qatar are looking for a way to keep players cool during the 2022 World Cup so they are developing an artificial cloud. A remote controlled cloud would be positioned over the field and provide shade from the sun. But yet we cannot invent a way to get the Pittsburgh Pirates into the playoffs? C’mon, scientists. Get your asses in gear.

• Something for the panty fans out there. Victoria’s Secret has unveiled its MLB undie line and we wait patiently for new Kate Upton where her ass reads “Meet Me In The Dugout.”

• Guess who Brooklyn Decker has “a lady crush” on? It’s a sideline reporter. Wonder if she has watched the peephole videos?

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Today’s Dump:

[CelebSlam] – The Coolest L.A.P.D. motorcycle cop accident you’ll see all day! Promise!

[Mister Irrelevant] – Brian Orakpo might just kill some punks at Bleacher Report

[FratHouse] – This is what OU QB Landry Jones is banging these days?

[NextRound] – Thank The Lord For Texas! Pole Dancing For Jesus Freaks!

[Fleshbot] – Ever Seen A Woman Use Her Neck/Shoulder To Satisfy A Dude? Now you have!

[Boobie Blog] – Butterface unleashes her giant rack on some beach & your ass can’t stop looking

[BroBible] – Tush Magazine gives you hand, hair & forearm bra fans something to peruse

[Coed] – Melanie shows you what 20, half Spanish/half Polish looks like these days

[The Nip Slip] – Molly Sims & her tight pants gain attention at the airport

[Funtasticus] – Tooshie Tuesday on Thursday because we forgot yesterday. Sorry.

[Regretful Morning] – We’re not sure who this Hillary Fisher is but she might have implants

[Uncoached] – Kayla Marie Is Hottest Go-Go Dancer & Community College Chick Of The Day

[Big League Stew] – Look, Tigers reliever Will Rhymes is totally in love with Chipotle

The Afternoon Dump: Best of Elizabeth Taylor, Keira Knightley Is Back, Hottest Gisele Bundchen Pics, Jessica Alba’s Bazaar Outtakes, Slutty Tennis With Paris Hilton, French Against Aids, Booty Shaking FAIL, & Wade Has Bad Defense
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