Cuff ‘Em: Suburban Chicago Newspaper Goes Live-Team Super Coverage On Black Dude Who Had Crack Hidden In His Ham Sandwich


Christ, people of Macomb, Ill., its a fucking black dude with a few pieces of crack hidden in his $5 footlong. Does that really need more than a paragraph? The McDonough Voice says, “Oh, hell yeah.”

A Harvey man was arrested Wednesday morning after police found 24.3 grams of crack stashed within the fixings of a sandwich he was carrying through Chandler Park. The officers addressed Harris by name, but he didn’t initially respond. As officers approached, the suspect was seen depositing a lunch platter and a tube of Pringles potato chips into a garbage can. When officers searched Harris’ lunch, they found the crack hidden within a sandwich.

[Crack found in sandwich, man arrested]

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