Daily Dump: Charlie Sheen Fantasy Baseball Team Names, Charlie Sheen Soundboard, Doug Gottlieb Speeding Ticket Chat, Uggs At Heat Game, Angelo State Cheerleaders, Nick Saban Statue Ass-tastic & How Sheen Got Bree Olson To Quit Porn!

Aria Giovanni’s favorite Charlie Sheen line: Deep in the Trenches.

• Not much to report and not enough time to give our full opinion on Charlie Sheen’s greatness. Maybe tomorrow.

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Today’s Dump:

…we get the morning off and running (BRING IT!) with Charlie Sheen Fantasy Baseball Team Names (Winning!). Personally we like “Deploy My Ordinance” with “Army of Assassins” a close second. [Off The Bench]

Charlie Sheen Soundboard! [Ebaums World]

Doug Gottlieb gets pulled over for speeding, records conversation & cop nearly ends up blowing him [Big Lead]

NBA Fashion Statements: Why was this tool wearing Uggs at a Heat game? [SportsGrid]

In case you want to lust after the Angelo State cheerleaders in bikinis [Frathouse]

The Nick Saban ‘Bama statue has a bangin’ ass – just look! [Friends of the Program]

Coolness: The Muhammed Ali sculpture is simply amazing – take a gander [SB Nation]

Trick Shot Video Madness: Even the Wash. St. longsnapper has a video for you [BroBible]

Video: Watch Rashard Lewis handle this drunken lady with grace, patience [Hugging Harold Reynolds]

13 Craziest Items Found Shoved Up Asses [Ranker]

You know who we miss from Seinfeld? David Puddy. A Tribute! [Gunaxin]

25 Babies Partying At Hooters! [Super Booyah]

Infographic: America is addicted to porn [NextRound]

Today’s Tail:

St. Paddy’s Day Chick: Irish Model Erin Goes Bra-less! 40 Photos! [Coed]

How Did Charlie Sheen Get Bree Olson To Quit Porn – An Investigation! [Fleshbot]

NSFW Dining Room Table Lingerie Photos That’ll Get Your Ass Fired: Caty Cole [Boobie Blog]

Foreign Chicks In German Lingerie – a gallery [Totally Crap]

Cloon Dog’s lady does DT magazine and the ass just won’t stop [Beer Goggler]

Scroll down until your eyes meet Lacey Banghard [Paparazzi]

Hot Chicks Invade Grocery Stores: Rosie Huntington-Whiteley hits Whole Foods [MoeJackson]

Girl on Girl Q&A: Jessica asks Elizabeth a few questions & talks boobs [Smoking Jacket]

Olivia Munn Does The NYSE [CelebSlam]

Remember Stephanie Tanner from Full House? Legs! All grown up! [Don Chavez]

What it really looks like to be a butterface [Uncoached]