Daily Dump: Lenny Dykstra Chats About Partying With Sheen, Gaddafi’s Elite Force Ladies, 6 Toughest Couples In MMA, Blog For MLB.com, Tyson Oscar Predictions, Colon’s Giant Cans, Naked Sledding & 34EE Forearm Bra Action!

Kevin The Intern requested we post this link to Roseanne bikini photos. Enjoy!

• Carmelo’s opening line: 27-10 & 1 assist

• The NFL Combine starts today and is closed to the general public. Shouldn’t the 40 and all other on-field tests be open to the public? Just think of the tickets that would be sold. Every 40-something ‘tard who had dreams of making the league would buy tickets. You’d have at least 35,000 people in that stadium. Sell beer. Allow tailgating. Sell programs.

• This should be interesting in an ever-changing Las Vegas. It seems Caesars is getting into the adult-themed circus show world. Tickets will cost $69 and there’s a high likelihood you’ll see some titty just off The Strip where a Roman-themed bar used to stand.

• Fun shit here. Lenny Dykstra tells TMZ about his experience partying with Charlie Sheen.

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Today’s Dump:

…we get moving this morning with 32 pictures of Gaddafi’s elite all-female force that is responsible for protecting his crazy ass and most likely kept around to satisfy his maniac sexual urges. Repelling from crazy fucks four-story desert tent and sex on a camel? Totally on the table. [DJ Mick]

Video You Must Watch: Woman destroys auto shop over towing bill [The Smoking Jacket]

Dude blows through $11 million Euros in 9 years! Here’s how! [Clint.be]

6 Toughest Couples In MMA [CagePotato]

Futbol Flop Of The Century: You haven’t seen shit until you see this [Numaga]

Fun! MLB.com is looking for blogger to write about all 2,400+ games in ’11 [Off The Bench]

A giant douchebag NJ Devils fan [Barstool NYC]

Mike Tyson Oscar predictions [BroBible]

Chris Paul weighs in on Deron Williams & actually sounds like a real person [SB Nation]

Bartolo Colon’s tits are out of control [Larry Brown]

Dolphins are gay and 49 other useless facts that are useful at the bar [EgoTV]

12th Annual Alternative Oscar Awards …such as Beard of the Year [Esquire]

Today’s Tail:

The Newest Craze In NSFW Videos: Russian waitresses nude! [Fleshbot]

2011 Naked Sledding Championships – photos! [Metro]

34EE forearm bra! [Boobie Blog]

Colossal Cleavage! Tennis!! Gallery!!! [Coed]

Marisa Miller photo vault – the see-through photos you’ve never seen [CelebSlam]

Introducing Jessica Dykstra…5-8, 110-lbs. and owns B-cups [Moe Jackson]

Natalie Portman unzipped video [Popoholic]

A Greek Name To Remember: Georgia Panagiotakis (scroll down…she’s in the bikini) [Paparazzi]

Would you even waste time ripping off Irina Shayk’s short skirt? [Don Chavez]

Best Natural Movie B-Lister Boobs You’ll See All Day – Julianna [Uncoached]

Our favorite time of the month! CKM magazine photo dump time! [NSFW POA]

Yes, it’s Thursday but we missed Tooshie Tuesday this week [Funtasticus]