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Cuff 'Em: 17 Items Found Shoved Up This Guy's Ass During Cavity Search Including CVS Receipt!

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BC reader Alex in Tampa sent this to us last week while we were on vacation.

He writes, “This doesn’t have to do with sports but it was pretty wild. Not sure if you can use it but it is pretty funny.”

Kudos to Florida for being home to this guy.

The judge sent Neil Lansing to jail, where corrections deputies conducting a routine search in a cellblock found part of a condom sticking out of his rectum, the sheriff’s office said.

According to sheriff’s officials, the condom contained: 17 round blue pills, one cigarette, six matches, one flint, one empty syringe with an eraser over the needle, one lip balm container, one additional unused condom, a receipt from CVS pharmacy and a paper coupon.

Our readers are the best. We get emails for the most random shit including dudes with condoms hanging from their cavity.

Put this guy on Survivor and his ass is winning. Literally. Flint=fire. Suck it, Jeff Probst.

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[Orlando Sentinel]

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