The Afternoon Dump: Haynesworth’s Sex Charges, Vick On Oprah, Cousins Is A B*tch, Crazy Truck Accident, Backyard Ninja, Dirty Super Mario Bros, Jessica Alba’s Cleavage, Boxing Babe Carissa Rosario, & Hot Red Head Amy Adams

I would love waking up to Lisalla Montenegro.

Haynesworth facing sex assault charges [Yardbarker]
Vick is Oprah bound [Crossing Broad]
Now they say Tiger Woods is a disgrace [SB Nation]
DeMarcus Cousins isn’t a team player [unathletic]
Erin Andrews loves the misguided tweets [Sportress of Blogitude]
Subway fight that you wish you could be in [NYC Barstool Sports]
Better run for your life …via [Linkiest]
This backyard ninja will woop your a** [Totally Crap]
Super Mario Bros: The Dirty Chapter (NSFW) [Heavy]
Oh snap, Charlie Sheen has been clean for 2 weeks [The Blemish]
Jessica Alba drops some classy cleavage [Popoholic]
Carissa Rosario will knock you out [F-Listed]
Alessandra Ambrosio was modeling in Malibu [Don Chavez]
Xenia Tchoumitcheva is pretty hot (SITE NSFW) [Pretty Hot & Sexy]
Amy Adams is a hot redhead [Moe Jackson]