Cuff 'Em: This Crazy Floridian Wanted To Wish His Girlfriend A Happy Bloody Valentine's Day

A Key Largo man is in jail after he threatened his girlfriend with several weapons, wishing her a “Happy bloody Valentine’s Day.” Deputies responded to an apartment on Ocean Way in Key Largo at 3:20 p.m. Sunday for a domestic dispute. They spoke with the 50 year old victim. She said her boyfriend, 33 year old Nathan Hemby, had been threatening her over the past few days with a knife, a box cutter and a screwdriver.

Looks like someone isn’t getting laid or bailed out tonight.

[Monroe County (Fla.) Sheriff’s Office]

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