Cuff ‘Em: College Footballer Lance Alan Tausaga Was Naked & Jerking Off In A Mall Parking Lot? That’s What A Woman Tells Cops


Because jerking off at home with all the comforts of home isn’t enough for one Southern Oregon University football player.

A 19-year-old Southern Oregon University student was arrested Tuesday on a charge of indecent exposure after he allegedly confronted two shoppers while naked and masturbating in the Rogue Valley Mall parking lot Monday.

Medford police said they found Lance Alan Tausaga, of Ashland, while he was working out at the university’s gym about 7:30 a.m. Tuesday and took him into custody on one charge of indecent exposure.

Police said a naked man jumped out of a parked orange Chevrolet Aveo at 10:48 a.m. Monday and verbally confronted the two victims while openly masturbating.

The women, one age 40 and the other described as a senior citizen, fled to the mall and telephoned police, Lt. Bob Hansen said.

The suspect fled the scene before police arrived, but one of the women was able to describe the compact car to officers as well as provide its license plate, Hansen said.

Here is the Tausaga football profile that has yet to be yanked.

When such stories cross our Cuff ‘Em feed it brings up the same questions over and over. Why must a guy resort to the jerking off in public method? What happened to the days when dudes kept their jerking off private? What happened to jerking off to YouPorn or Brazzers?

It seems that you’ve gone off the cliff when pounding one out in a parking lot to some woman twice your age and one that is 70+.

Here is Lance’s Facebook page if you want to snoop around a bit.

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