Will Hill was born excreting a powerful adhesive from the pores of his skin. This adhesive sometimes spread to his hair and his clothes. If you thought his tenure at Florida was disappointing before, please adjust your disappointment appropriately with the introduction of this new information. Also, sometimes tiny girls in bikinis became attached to him. It’s a matter of chemistry, nothing more.
Spencer Hall gets all wordy to describe Will Hill. We’ll just say this guy is a GMs worst nightmare. Just check out these Twitter screencaps.
[THE HAPPY FOOTBALL LIFE OF WILL HILL – EDSBS]