The Rhode Island School Of Design Mascot Is A Giant Shaft & Balls

Yes, this is real.

Yes, a guy dressed in a giant shaft and balls costume serves as the mascot at the Rhode Island School of Design. Yes, they have a hockey team and yes the dude does things on the ice.

Now if only we could figure out how to get some of the ladies from RISD to give him lapdances between periods.

[Barstool U.]