Jerry Jones Sucks Every Last Penny Out Of Your Wallet Alert: Want To Watch The Super Bowl Outside Cowboys Stadium? $200, Please

Let us get this straight: there are morons out there who’d pay $200 to stand outside Cowboys Stadium to watch the Super Bowl on a big screen and no chance of rubbing elbows with the Black Eyed Peas?

Cowboys spokesman Brett Daniels confirmed a few thousand plaza passes will be available for fans who want to party and watch the big game in the east plaza at the stadium. The price includes entertainment by the band Reckless Kelly and performances by the Cowboys’ cheerleaders.  “It will be an open air atmosphere and everybody should have a great time,” Daniels said.

[$200 for Super Bowl XLV Plaza Passes]