The Afternoon Dump: NFLPA Twitter Petition, Seinfeld on Dez Bryant, Sexiest Halftime Show, Women Can’t Be Beer, Grandma Hurts Kid, See-Through Brooklyn Decker, & Irina Niolaeva In Barely Anything

I never thought I would see pics like this of Minka Kelly.

NFLPA starts ‘Let Us Play’ Twitter petition [SB Nation]
This fan is stupid, he uses a scene from Seinfeld on NFL Nation to talk about the Dez Bryant situation [Sportress of Blogitude]
Despite sanctions, USC is thriving in recruits [Rumors & Rants]
Boston Blazers cheerleaders perform best hafltime show ever [The Big Lead]
Maria Sharapova works out her thigh for Nike, seems kind of odd [Sharapova’s Thigh]
The most truthful video about women and beer you will ever see …via [Linkiest]
Little kid gets owned by his grandma [The Daily What]
The most ridiculous fight you will ever see [Short Attention Span]
Brooklyn Decker enjoys see-through clothes (somewhat NSFW) [The Blemish]
Which of these three Victoria’s Secret models would you marry, eff, and kill? [Barstool Sports]
Irina Nikolaeva loves to walk around in seductive clothing [The Beer Goggler]
Cameron Diaz struts her stuff through town [Popoholic]