Daily Dump: That NBC/Brett Favre Piece Was So Thoughtful, Guillen Destroys Bobby Jenks, Lingerie Football In Nashville?, Cameron Diaz Still Hanging W/Centaur, Porsche Bobsled, 50 Cent Shoveling & American Apparel Nip Slippage!

Wait just a minute…Matt Leinart is nailing Giada? First Portman & now this! Bullshit!

• So the book on Michael Vick is to bring pressure from the corners.

• We’ve now gone almost 4 full days without a Twitter update from Erin Andrews. Even longer on Facebook. WTF is that all about?

• Remember Samantha Steele, the sideline reporter we anointed as the next coming of EA? She’s going to the Sugar Bowl and could use some advice on what to do in the French Quarter.

• You know how we know this guy would totally blow Kobe? Because this is what the back of his head looks like.

• More bad news for Tiger. Gillette tells Eldrick that he’ll no longer be getting paid to use their razors.

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Today’s Dump:

…we get the last Wednesday you’ll ever experience during 2010 moving with a moment to reflect on how fucked up last night’s game was. Not only was Mike Vick suffering from the Obama curse, but NBC went out of its way to absolutely bend over Brett Favre and lick his taint. Holy fuck that tribute piece was a tad sappy. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

Before we go any further…an iPhone app that controls robot that fires beer cans at your lazy ass on the couch [BroBible]

Ed Rendell’s seat for last night’s game [Plixi]

Ozzie Guillen’s son destroys Bobby Jenks and his drunk, fat ass on Twitter [Chicago Now]

This should go over well with the Southern Baptists…Lingerie Football League to Nashville? [Tennessean]

Cameron Diaz still fucking around in Cabo with the Centaur (new bikini photos!) [Don Chavez]

The Jose Canseco will be dead in 5 years watch rolls on….now testing supplements for cash! [SB Nation]

An Independence Bowl photo essay as only FOTP can, including ‘Bama fan double fisting the red cups  [Friends of the Program]

Imagine that: Urban Meyer willing to bring his cheery attitude to ESPN? [Sportress of Blogitude]

Old ESPNers Looking For 2nd Chance: Sean Salisbury on media blitz promoting his Internet radio show [Can’t Stop The Bleeding]

Here is 50 Cent making some extra cabbage shoveling snow (PHOTOS!) [Denver Westword]

Cool! Porsche now making bobsleds! Check out the awesome design and modern curves [Flisted]

Today’s Tail:

Did you see Rihanna get flashed while strolling on a Barbados beach? [Fleshbot]

American Apparel NIP SLIP! In one of their ads! ALERT! [American Apparel]

Village Voice’s Greatest NSFW Moments Of 2010 (this one is for our emo visitors!) [Village Voice]

NSFW Boobs That’ll Get Your Ass Shitcanned Photos of the Day: Roxanna [NSFW POA]

Listen up, toolbags – Krystle hates when dudes shave off all their pubes [The Smoking Jacket]

The Year In Celebrity Sideboob! 127 Sideboob-tastic tata shots! [Coed]

Lisa Ann is a porn MILF who is about to be honored with a lifetime achievement award [Heyman]

Isis Taylor is your Dick Tease Model Of The Day [The Beer Goggler]

Clara Morgane’s 2011 calendar will help you manage your life & get to know this French model [Drunken Stepfather]

Hot 18-Year-Olds: Tasha is, um, quite chesty [Uncoached]

10 Great Moments In Celebrity Boob Jiggling! [Manofest]

New Jessica Burciaga bikini photos to peruse on this useless day of work [Dirty Rotten]