Christmas Cuff ‘Em: Drunk Miami University Student Tries To Chop Down 30-Foot Pine Tree

Police in Ohio have arrested a Miami University student they say was drunkenly trying to chop down a 30-foot pine he wanted for a Christmas tree.Oxford police tell the Hamilton JournalNews they were called early Sunday morning.They say the 21-year-old told them he planned to chop down the pine and then cut off the top part for his own Christmas tree.Police say a friend apparently took off with the ax.

Most three-story commercial buildings are 36 feet tall. Use some quick math and you get a sizing visual on that pine.