Brett Favre Dick-Gate: Not Denying That's His Dong In Left Hand

Posted: This afternoon

Premise of Video: A NY Post reporter asked Brett a question today. It didn’t revolve around football.

Climax of Video: “I’ve got my hands full…”

Conclusion: No denial. No, ‘That’s a stupid question, I’m a married man.’ Deadspin hasn’t even been threatened with lawsuits. Um, Brett might have an interesting dinner conversation with Deanna. Do we blame the guy for chasing tail? Nah, it’s just another day in the NFL. But nothing makes white people squirm like their hero’s dick in his hand (allegedly) and on a phone asking for a piece of ass.