Cuff ‘Em: Oregon Cops Warn UO Students They Will Not Act Like Michigan State Morons


Ok, ladies, the Eugene cops would like you to know that a repeat of last week’s bottle throwing, tear gas, broken windows and ripped off street signs will not be going down during Stanford weekend.

In fact, warnings have gone out that if you get chippy and want to flaunt your ripped abs, there will be consequences. So let’s stay half way sober, don’t throw bottles and please be as hot as always.

[UO and police officials urge students to be responsible in wake of off-campus riot]

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