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Detroit Lions Hire Sorta Hot Chicks To Dance For Fans, End 76-Year Drought Of No Chicks Shaking It

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Look, times are tough in Detroit.

The Lions start to look like a team that might win 3-4 games, but their QB gets rocked and the team has a game-winning TD taken away by some bullshit NFL rulebook liner note.

What’s the remedy for such ills? Dancers! Shake that ass, honey, those season-ticket holders need something to cheer for.

[It’s Always Sunny In Detroit]

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