Daily Dump: Wayne Rooney Prostitute Photo Dump-age, Ray Lewis Using English, Lingerie Football Is Back!, Ex-Dolphins Cheerleader Motorboating, Jordan Takes Chick To Monaco, Denis Leary Tweet, Sexy 3D Pictorials & Kitana Rack-age!

Look, Jennifer Hawkins, the object is to lick the ice cream before melt-age. Bonus watermelon pic, too!

Someone bet us. Right now.

This minute.

No way Brett Favre makes it through the entire season without missing a start. We’ll put our left nut on it.

Dude is slow, the arm seems to be weakened and his offensive weapons are missing. He’s going to get pounded by about week 8. That ankle is finally going to snap and he’ll be back in Mississippi cutting weeds by late November.

Watching the Vikings implosion is going to be so much fun.



Special Wayne Rooney Prostitute Photo Dump Of The Day:

Jennifer says she only charged the ugly ones! Massive photo dumpage! [Holy Moly]

Special Ray Lewis Actually Talking Like A Normal Human, Straightens Out Rex Ryan Link:

Jets have to play the game, suckers! “I hope he can cash the check he write.” [Barstool]

Today’s Dump:

…we get started with 40 chicks wearing pads and ready to play a little football. Is there anything sexier than a hot chick wearing football pads while cooking breakfast on a Sunday morning? Didn’t think so. [DJ Mick]

Maybe you prefer your football chicks in lingerie – LFL is back & here are 52 ladies to get you ready [Coed]

Former Dolphins cheerleader Jaime Edmondson motorboating her willing friend [Smoking Jacket]

Michael Jordan takes his baby momma (pics!) to Monaco to spend some of that cool cash [MoeJackson]

We continue to praise the hotness of the Seattle Seahawks Sea Gals – 2010 profiles are up & BC wasn’t disappointed by this year’s crop of ladies [Seahawks.com]

Our buddy Scotty breaks down college football with 5 Things I Know About College Football, but all we can keep looking at is that Ohio State bodypaint [TV Tan Line]

Denis Leary with possibly the sports Tweet of the Year – re: Simpson still owning Heisman [Twitter]

Chris Berman now offering mustache rides – Don’t know what that means? Goggle it. [With Leather]

Do we really need dudes playing acoustic guitars with hot chick singers during opening NFL game for the Anthem? NO! Dammit! Sing the f*cking song and get the f*ck off the field [Jersey Chaser]

Shit talking via billboards can officially cease for Miss. State Cold Stone Creamery [Friends of the Program]

The Rock has a YouTube video cookin’ where he of course says his Canes will win [Dr. Saturday]

Ping Pong victory dance! Suck it, loser!!……via…..[Linkiest]

Today’s Tail:

Our friends at Maxim U.K. titled this one ‘They love getting cained.’ You take things from there [Maxim U.K.]

14 Sexiest 3D Magazine Pictorials – Ever! We said EVER! Of All Time! [BroBible]

The Greatest NSFW Tan Lines You’ll See All Day courtesy of Kitana [BoobieBlog]

Scroll down until you hit Elena Hantzidis Petrelis – trust us [PapparazziTV]

Bar Refaeli with the puppies in this which makes ’em sweater puppies! Oh, dear Jesus [Don Chavez]

Charlotte might be a butterface but this body just won’t stop (& bonus forearm bra!) [Beer Goggler]

Kim Kardashian totally embarrassed by these Playboy outtakes – yeah, right [Yeeeah]

Headline: Joe Jonas is tapping that ass [Celebslam]

Boss totally cool with you opening NSFW breast photos at work? Open this one featuring Terry [Dirty Rotten]

The strangest one-named model name you’ll see today – and she’s very hot in this bikini [Uncoached]

A giant end of summer bikini dump to celebrate the end of hot weather and wearing very little [Caveman]

Trust us….you’ll want to see what’s doing with Mechelle vs. this bikini [H8torade]