Daily Dump: Hellcats Debuts, Rachel Nichols Tweets This Garbage, Miss. State Cold Stone Creamery Talking Shit To Auburn, FSU Fan’s Jorts, Corey Pavin Nails This Rough, McFatty Simpson Saddlebags, 96 Vegas Party Girls & Sara’s Chest Monsters!

Heidi Montag is still confused on where she’s living…thinks Costa Rica is really Venice Beach.

NFL football is finally here which means men who dork out on fantasy football can finally shut the f*ck up about who they took with the 37th pick in their 8-man league.

Someone needs to come up with a drinking game for tonight’s tilt.

Drink a shot every time the NBC crew says the word ankle. Preferably ‘Favre’s ankle.’

You’ll probably have to call off work tomorrow because your ass will be punished by halftime. If you have a high tolerance for alcohol starting during the pre-game show is advisable.

Don’t forget Auburn visiting Starkville, Miss. where the cow folk are fired up and are praying Dan Mullen’s boys can pull off the huge upset. It should be a great one, too.



Today’s Dump:

…we totally forgot that Hellcats made its debut last night on the CDub and missed out on this trio of hot women playing cheerleaders [MoeJackson]

Rachel Nichols with two Saints-related tweets that’ll make you puke [Sportress of Blogitude]

Miss. St. Cold Stone Creamery talking shit to Auburn via store sign [Friends of the Program]

Miss. St. fans encouraged to bring those pesky cowbells for tonight’s game [Opelika-Auburn News]

FSU rocking the jorts in the company of the Cow Girls! [The Smoking Jacket]

MLB fan thrown out of game for homophobic taunts of Yadier Molina [SB Nation]

Corey Pavin bangs this? Who would have ever guessed she was into Corey [Out of Bounds]

Former NFLer Eric Johnson has been warned before – McFatty Simpson’s ass continues its climb to giant status [Yeeeah]

WAGs Gone Wild On Planes: Minka Kelly threw a fit on flight, called Jetes, says tipster [CelebSlam]

The Biggest Goldfish You’ll See All Day [The Daily What]

Easily the Best College Kegger Photo You’ll See All Day [OnCampusDrama]

Dear Jesus….you have to see the Amazing Race contestant getting hit with a watermelon…[Linkiest]

Emergency cock. [NextRound]

How To Deal With A Chick Who Has Horrible Body Hair But You Need To Bust A Slump [BroBible]

Today’s Tail:

96 Vegas Party Girls That’ll Drive You Crazy [Coed]

Hate your job & just want to say f*ck it, I’m looking at NSFW boobs today to get your ass fired? Sara & these chest monsters should do the trick [BoobieBlog]

Insanely hot Brit Big Brother housemate Aisleyne Horgan Wallace with top issues [HolyMoly]

Ashley Greene & cleavage take over Paris [Popoholic]

Mila Kunis wandering a beach is quite enjoyable [The Beer Goggler]

Possibly the worst Olivia Munn photo gallery ever posted on Internet [Don Chavez]

Lea has an ass that just won’t stop until we start emailing her [Uncoached]

America’s Hottest College Chicks That Go To Schools Like Hunter College [Maxim]

Tooshie Tuesday in case you missed it [Funtasticus]

Asses in tight pants. A gallery. [Brosome]

10 Hottest Women Playing Wii [Manofest]

Madison Welch’s chest shines in this shoot for Zoo – Literally, the sun is intense [NSFWPOA]