The Afternoon Dump: ESPN Loves Erections, Awesome Jerry Rice Highlights, 25 Fans Who Rush The Field Alone, Tom Hanks Should Go To Hell, Climber Poops His Pants, Lady Gaga Is Gross, Ashley Greene Is Fine, & Sophie Reade’s Rack

I think everyone is excited for the Kelly Brook Playboy pictures.

So I was driving down the interstate this morning and guess what I saw? A lawnmower. Let me elaborate, a lawnmower that was on fire! Two guys were mowing on the shoulder and apparently one went up in flames. It looked like the people were okay since they were just standing there watching it. I thought it was funny since I have never seen that before.

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Afternoon Dump

No wonder ESPN isn’t successful in Europe [Hugging Harold Reynolds]
The best Jerry Rice highlights ever [unathletic]
Widdle wayward wiener adds laugh to Milwaukee’s sausage race [Big League Stew]
Is the Yankees-Red Sox rivalry dead? [Bleacher Report]
No one wants the MLB All Star Game in Arizona [Sportress of Blogitude]
25 fans who love the sport so much that they run on the field [Holy Taco]
Sister more excited about being on TV than her sister being arrested [Regretful Morning]
Are the Obamas taking it too easy this August? [Asylum]
9 reasons why Tom Hanks should go to hell [EgoTV]
This climber craps his pants, seriously? [Totally Crap]
Lady Gaga is so shocking, and gross [Celebslam]
Bar Rafaeli can get anything she wants in life because of her hotness [F-Listed]
Ashley Greene still looking sexy in a bikini [Don Chavez]
Megan Fox won female hottie of the year, by the teens [Popoholic]
Sophie Reade has some nice bazookas in her pink bikini [The Grumpiest]