Daily Dump: Fat Pirates Fan Really Wants This Hot Dog, Socialite Says C. Ronaldo Very Well Hung, Tim Tebow Madden Cover EyeBlack Controversy, Jerry Rice Flipping Bird, Prostitute/Peter Crouch, Gemma Merna Bikini! & 5-8/34Cs!

Aria wipes off the weekend sludge and gets us rolling this Monday morning.

Did anyone else notice Al Michaels hair last night?

It’s not a secret the guy has been hiding the dome for years but last night it looked like a can of spray paint was used to blacken his scalp. We’ll effort an image today if none of you come through for BC.

One other item this morning. You need to read this piece on how a $5k bonus was paid – by the Orioles – to Jim Gentile. The catch? This bonus was paid nearly 50 years after it was promised to him. The reasoning for now paying it? The Elias Sports Bureau finally credited Jim with a much needed RBI.



Today’s Dump:

…we get started this morning with fat Pirates fan trying to figure out how to get beyond this hotdog wrapper and into the goods. This might be only time Pirates fan makes BC all season [Out of Bounds]

UK socialite chick on sex with C. Ronaldo – “hung like a horse” [Tabloid Prodigy]

Go nuts, religious freaks – Tim Tebow eyeblack scrubbed clean of Bible verses [FanHouse]

In case you missed the kid-in-McNabb-locker-prank video [700Level]

Jerry Rice flipping the bird, showing off his HOF ring last night [YouBeenBlinded]

Fun! Prostitute claims to have banged futboler Peter Crouch (w/details!) [HolyMoly]

22 Hottest Fans In Sports Outfits (chicks only!) [Bleacher Report]

We give you Ashley Greene at a MGM pool party over the weekend [MoeJackson]

Seriously, this chick’s name is Pia…and she goes forearm bra! [Guyism]

Gemma Merna. Her cans. Bikini. Vegas pool. Do your thing, click through. [Don Chavez]

While we’re at it – Geek out on Abbey Clancy’s perfect body [DJ Mick]

Put it this way, Jasmine is hot, unattainable and very expensive [HeymanHustle]

5-8. 34Cs. From SoCal. Bikinis. This is perfect on a Monday morning [Gunaxin]

10 Eco Chicks That Are Hot And Recycle! [Coed]

NSFW Boobie Photos That’ll Get You Fired – Christina [BoobieBlog]

History Of Painted Mermaid Boobies In Movies [Nudography]

Awesome! Figure drawings of how to join Mile High Club [BroBible]