Daily Dump: Busted Coverage’s Run-In With Banana Boat, Marisa Miller Talks About Turn-Ons, Korean Reservoir Dog Futbol Security, Ron Zook Sings, Softball Coach In Bikini, Drunken Motorboating, Reef Girl Fail & Abi Titmuss!

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So we walk last night into our regular Wednesday night watering hole to hear a friend of Busted Coverage strum a few songs. It’s your normal strip mall bar that doesn’t waste time with chicken chunks. Straight up booze.

Anyway, things seemed a little strange before we even walked in the door.

There was a van in the parking lot advertising strippers. Great, we thought. Our lucky night.

So the door is opened, we walk in and our friend’s wife says “Um, there is a 40th birthday party and there is a stripper here tonight.”

Our lucky night! Boobs, beer, baseball on the TV. No kids.

And then there it is. The banana boat swung into view like a brick wall waking you up just before impact. What f@cking bar allows a bunch of horny women to celebrate a 40th and bring in a male stripper. Our asses backpedaled with record speed.

Lesson? Banana boats equal a sober night at home.



Today’s Dump:

…we get started with a 19-yr-old POA from Indiana U. who shall serve as a consolation prize for all you Hoosiers who are buckling up for another shitty football season. Thanks, Katie. [Coed]

Marisa Miller talks to Esquire about what turns her on. No follow-up questions about that stupid husband of hers and his stupid hair styles [Esquire]

WTF Great Britain: Bros get naked on a fishing trip resulting in Coast Guard & Air Force being called out (w/photo) [Asylum]

Must-See: Reservoir Dog-like Korean security remove a streaker from pitch [Dirty Tackle]

Must-See #2: Ron Zook trying to sing Take Me Out To The Ballgame – FAIL [Clubhouse Cancer]

Who says all softball asst. coaches are flaming lesbos – check out this one in a bikini [Frathouse]

Prediction: Erin Andrews sister (photos) is wild, fun in the sack [Barstool]

And even more pics of Erin & Kendra on red carpet for Step Up [Moe Jackson]

10 Reasons Why Favre Might Have Sent Sterger His Dong Photos [Gunaxin]

There you go…the Eagles cheerleader Ryan Howard is nailing [Bleacher Report]

For those who appreciate a drunken, bloody Russian street brawl [TotallyCrap]

Video: The one where a guy is dancing in street & gets hit by ice cream truck [One Quick Beer]

Today’s Tail:

How To Find A Second Chick When GF Says Ok To Threesome [BroBible]

Drunken Motorboating! Drunken Motorboating! Drunken Motorboating! [BoobieBlog]

Who wants to play spot the thonged Reef Girl fail? Look closely [Deadarm]

Who’s up for an Abi Titmuss gallery? Because we miss her [UseMyComputer]

Holy Sh!t! Say hello to Victoria’s Secret’s new 21-yr-old model [HeymanHustle]

Eva Green side rackage in some movie we’ve never heard of [Nudography]

Cougar Watch: Elizabeth Hurley in a bikini, bent over [The Beer Goggler]

25 Great Moments In Denise Milani Boob Spills [Manofest]