Daily Dump: Wendy Combattante & Her 32Js!, Snooki Gets Arrested In Seaside, Cops Pull Guns On Tyreke Evans, Mike Tyson/Hangover/Drug Habit, Kid Mesmerized By Cheerleaders, Patriots Hazing & A Cupcake Bra!

In the mood for some random Romanian poon? Meet Sanziana.

Darrelle Revis makes $1 million per year.

Repeat, $1 million per year.

The 12th pick in this year’s NFL Draft? Dude just signed a contract that’ll make him $15 million in guaranteed money.

And, finally, Alicia Keys married some guy named Swizz Beatz over the weekend. Of course he sperminated her. Over/Under on years of marriage before Beatz is served with divorce papers? 2.5.



Today’s Dump:

Why not get the morning rolling with new 32Js & Wendy Combattante [Don Chavez]

In case you missed this: Photos of Snooki being arrested [BroBible]

Video: Cops pull guns on Tyreke Evans & his purple Mercedes [The Angry T]

Read this sh!t: Mike Tyson talks about doing Hangover for his drug habit [SRI]

Former Dolphins cheerleader turned naked chick – Jaime Edmondson – takes you on a tour of the Playboy mansion [The Smoking Jacket]

Dream comes true for this kid! Cardinals cheerleader boobies! [Ultimate Cheerleaders]

This is how the Patriots haze their rookies – suck it, Bryant [Larry Brown]

Photo: Carmelo Anthony channeling his inner Jimmy Johnson [YouBeenBlinded]

The LeBron James billboard that cost $3k & is brilliant [Out of Bounds]

Ever see a chick teabagging a passed out drunk guy? [JerseyChaser]

Ever see a chick with a cupcake bra? Now you have [DJ Mick]

Stupid Sh!t For Monday Morning: Tara Reid drunk & missing undies [CelebSlam]

Blow Company Time: 38 Wife-Beater Wearing Hot Chicks [Coed]

Pixie Lott really enjoying this bikini chick [The Beer Goggler]

Awesome: The Cover A Car In Post-It-Notes Prank [DeadArm]