Translation: Your ass better be very rich to sleep with me (Nikoletta Ralli).
Jack Tatum died yesterday in case you were under a rock.
More on that later.
Our Bengals have inked T.O. to a contract that will either help propel them into the playoffs or sink their asses and turn the team into more of a circus. There are mixed feelings here. We hate the 2001-2008 T.O. Lately the guy has actually been quietly going about his business and getting dunked on.
…we get started with the greatest asses Boston has to offer [Barstool Sports]
Who’s Hungry? The 5 Most Disgusting Sports Stadiums In America To Buy Food [Asylum]
This isn’t going to go over well with the Hulkster, brother. Linda Hogan engaged to her 21-year-old boy toy who is bros with her son. [WrestleScoop]
Jared Allen tries swim move on military dog – shredded like insurgent punk [Larry Brown]
Tebow in his undies surrounded by lots of leather – lots of leather [Out of Bounds]
Anna Kournikova leaving a gym with abs that have been worked over [CelebSlam]
The latest leg shots of that gymnast chick Nastia Liukin [Moe Jackson]
UAB volleyballer on the toilet, exposed abs, dirty & wet [FratHouse Sports]
The 2010 NFL Wonderlic Test For NFLers Who’ll Make it Or End Up In Jail [Smoking Jacket]
Looking for something to do tomorrow night in D.C.? Skins cheerleader calendar party! [Skins.com]
Great Moments In Athletes Getting Drilled In The Nuts [It’s Always Sunny In Detroit]
30 Menu Items That Are Funny & We’re Not Eating [Manofest]
The Jersey Shore is fake? 20 Behind The Scene Truths About Reality TV [Esquire]
10 Price Is Right Contestants We’d Like To Punch In The Nose [EgoTV]
Oh, look, Marisa Miller’s boobs next to that douchebag hubby Griffin Guess [Coed]
In our quest to get you fired: try this giant NSFW gallery and pick a chick [Entensity]
Carolina Baldini vs. a bikini [Guyism]
Jessica Hart. Jorts. Gallery. Your ass is looking, right? [The Beer Goggler]
Adriana Lima rocking the sliced front one-piecer that’s rocking ’10 [Yeeeah]
Tessie’s undersized rack vs. a belt bra? Who you taking? [DJ Mick]
Here she is: Guy Ritchie’s new hot POA [Hollywood Tuna]
…and we leave you this morning with the latest NSFW from Sophie Reade! [NSFW POA]