Daily Dump: Jimmy Johnson Old Floppy Man Cans On Survivor?, Giorgio Armani’s Floppy Dong Sarong, Jessica Simpson Blotation WARNING!, MMAer Shows Choke Hold On Baby, Jordan Carver Pours Water On Rack & Drunk Motorboating!

The things MLB WAGs do for their partners: Minka Kelly picks up dinner.

Quick dump this morning.

Not much to report other than we’re still trying to digest Jimmy Johnson (the one who talks football) being on Survivor – Nicaragua.

Floppy old man cans, anyone?



Today’s Dump:

…we get started with the cute chick being asked to marry a A-ball pitching coach on the famed grass of Fenway Park – big mistake, hun! He’ll never make it to AA-ball [Barstool Sports]

This one is only up here for the ladies: the impressive Dong Sarong rocked by Giogio Armani – take notice Jimmy Johnson [Yeeeah]

Bloated Ex-NFL WAG News: Jessica McFatty Simpson bloatation warning! [MoeJackson]

For Clevelanders: Say hello to your future QB & his new wife [Bleacher Report]

MMAer shows perfect choke hold form – ON A BABY [Larry Brown]

Harold Reynolds & Eric Byrnes think the Crawford nut shot is hilarious! [YouBeenBlinded]

This is great – Least Marketable MLB Players – the anti-Jeters [Deuce of Davenport]

Futboler Wesley Sneijder marries some hot chick, Europe soccer dorks cheer [Goaly Moly]

Sip-Sip News: JaMarcus Russell says his ghetto ass wasn’t on the purple drank [FOTP]

10 Crazy Items You’ll Find On The Craigslist Barter Page [BroBible]

Awesomeness: 7-year-old reads passage from Mel Gibson rant [Celebrity Odor]

Today’s Tail:

Katy Perry strapless bikini! Katy Perry strapless bikini! [Guyism]

Are Sheyla Hershey’s implants really the world’s biggest? Probably not [TheSmokingJacket]

SFW! SFW! Jordan Carver pouring water on rack because she’s hot [BoobieBlog]

112 Photos Of Drunk Chicks Motorboating! So Much FUN! [Coed]

Spanish actress Paz Vega in one of the greatest bikini ass shots we’ve seen in weeks [Don Chavez]

Olivia Munn to Borders bookstore: Um, turn up the heat, please [The Nip Slip]

Here is what Guy Ritchie is pounding these days & Madonna isn’t pleased [CelebSlam]

A look back at the T&A that made Hump Day hotties impressive this week [Funtasticus]

Sexy Cat Girls: Because you’re tired of the normal chick in lingerie [Uncoached]

The Afternoon Dump: MJ vs. Lebron James, Tim Lincecum’s Weird Pitch, 72oz Steak In 7 Minutes, Classic TV Infomercials, Donkey Goes Para-Sailing, Vanessa Hudgens Shows Cuteness, Sexy Silvana Martinez & Angelina Jolie Is Still Hot