Listen here, you little shit, wait until Jay Mariotti rips into your ass in a blog post. You’ll wish that Ryan Howard home run ball never left your hand last night during the Cubs-Phils game.
Oh, of course we see that fans were goading you into doing it. No excuses, nipple sucker. By the way, you have the coolest father ever. Front row in the bleachers? Pfffttt, we always got the obstructed view seat.