Since Lance Armstrong is a non-factor in the Tour de France, most Americans could care less about a bunch of 135-lb., scary skinny dudes riding through France on bikes.
Anderson Cooper is probably watching (here is Coop on a bike ride that has queers buzzing), but most of you aren’t. What you’ve missed are crashes. Lots of them. And yet again this year there was a dog at the center of a massive crash that took out the peloton (still trying to figure out what that is).
So here are “Busted Coverage’s Not So Great Moments In Dog History – Tour de France Crashes!”
The lesson here folks? Leashes. They work.