Posted: July 6, 2010
Premise of Video: Guy talks the Reading Phillies into letting him race other fans as a giant broccoli. Why? Because it’s minor league baseball. Ahh, but broccoli has some other business to attend to. He wants to tell his girlfriend how much he loves her and how bad he stinks after 2 days in the refrigerator.
Climax of Video: Broccoli gets on one stalk to ask Michelle if she’s ready to settle down with a toolbag.
Conclusion: He’ll be wearing a giant cucumber costume to the wedding.