Daily Dump: LSU Chick Pole Dancing Video Not To Be Missed, C@cksucker Phil Hellmuth's 2010 WSOP Entrance, Dutch Model Gets Dirty, 25 Hottest Paraguay Ladies, Spanish T&A, Wayne Rooney's Pink Jet Ski, Jessica Hall's Rack & NSFW Sammy Braddy

Brittany to Doc: “Make ’em look like coconuts.” NSFW ads but fantastic photos of Brit!

Today is the day we’ve all been waiting for all summer.

It’s the day when LeBron James makes Cleveland sports irrelevant for another 100 years. Colt McCoy runs that town now.

Will we watch? Nah, we’ll just wait for all the idiots on Twitter to say ‘I called it.’

We’ll probably pass over crazy sex for that 3-hour SportsCenter that will show you, yet again, the financials on LeBron to just about every NBA team. Then have crazy sex while LeBron gets an hour-long hand job from Stephen A. Smith with a side of verbal fellatio from Mike Wilbon.

And you idiots wonder why we despise the NBA. It’s a horrible sports league that would be irrelevant if ESPN didn’t have the TV rights.

Monday morning ESPN can go back to running 12 hours of Brett Favre coverage. Enjoy your fucking vacation, Ed Werder. That shit is about to end.



Today’s Dump:

…we get started with the Greatest LSU Coed Pole Dance – EVER! [Friends of the Program]

Win Some Money: Big 12 odds are out – take Nebraska and thank us later [BetVega]

In case you were wondering how that cocksucker Phil Hellmuth entered the WSOP [Wicked Chops]

Um, Not Cool: The 31-yr-old chick pretending to be 14 to hook up with 16-yr.-old [Barstool]

Photos: Leonardo DiCaprio blowing on a vuvuzela at Germany-Argentina match [CelebSlam]

How to get Erin Andrews attention on Twitter – say you’re going to unfollow her [Hotties In Cleats]

A Dutch model rubbing a World Cup trophy all over her body -FUN! [Flabber]

Seems Timely: 25 Hottest Women From Paraguay led by you know who [BroBible]

44 T&A Reasons To Root For Spain In World Cup Final [Coed]

Photos: Wayne Rooney on his super awesome pink jet ski vacation [Goaly Moly]

Ugliest Team At World Cup According To Dating Site…..Algeria [Who Ate All The Pies]

MSG Stock Alert! LeBron to Knicks chatter leads to stock frenzy – he is The King! [Larry Brown]

Clippers fan offers to ‘do’ LeBron all night long if he comes to L.A. [YouBeenBlinded]

Cheerleaders Grabbing A Friends Boobs Photo Of The Day: Cori from USF [Frat House]

Douche Of The Day: Jared Leto and his new faux hawk – photo [Celebrity Odor]

Today’s Tail:

Welcome To America: Jessica Hall’s boobs invade American soil [Don Chavez]

A NSFW Set Of Sammy Braddy & Her Perfect Cans [Totally Crap]

15 Celebrities Who’ve Worked Over A Stripper Pole [Uncoached]

This chick claims to be Italian but with a name like Tatiana, we doubt it [DJ Mick]

A NSFW Boob Touching GIF That’ll Get You Fired [BoobieBlog]

Oh, look, Blake Lively’s pasty legs that could use a Leann Rimes tan [Beer Goggler]

The 50 Sexiest Women Over 60 via…..the [Linkiest]

We’re Down: Lara Bingle and her implants enjoy an American holiday at beach [HQ Celebrity]

For those waiting to see the Ke$sha sex tape screen cap [Yeeeah]

Hump Day Hotties sweltering in this summer heat – react accordingly [Funtasticus]

Seriously, Marcela would get the best 2.5 minutes of her life with us [Brosome]