Daily Dump: U. Of Maryland Girls Ride The Turtle, Joel Zumaya’s Career Ender?, German Coach Really Digging For Boogs, World’s Hottest Grandma, 204 Underboob Photos, Kelly Brook’s Granny Bikini & Jennifer Garner Plumber Crack

Shall we play “World Cup Painted Chicks Photobombed By Random Man Nips” Look close.

We received a few emails from you perverts out there who pointed us to the MySpace page of Gordon Hayward’s barely legal WAG.

BC has a long standing policy to only run photos of ladies 18+, hence no stupid Miley Cyrus photos in the history of Busted Coverage. Unless we can determine the photos of Kolbi were taken post-18th birthday, they won’t be running.

Give it time, boys. The Facebook treasure will be broken by one of you idiots. Just be sure to email us when that happens.




Today’s Dump:

…we get started with the U. of Maryland Undie Run ladies riding the turtle [Uncoached]

Not sports related, but you can update your Vince Neil DUI mugshot archives [CelebSlam]

How do women get ready for a huge UFC week in Vegas? Hit the pool! [Heyman Hustle]

Video: That is Joel Zumaya’s career possibly ending [Detroit4Lyfe]

W.C. WAGs: This is what German midfielder Bastian Schweinsteiger bones [Bleacher Report]

W.C. Notes: The German coach who is a real nose picker – jam it up there, buddy [Dirty Tackle]

W.C. Gay Chat: Wayne Rooney sucked because he shaved his chest? [Out Sports]

W.C. Notes: FIFA chief apologizes for disallowed goal, still needs ass kicked [Who Ate All The Pies]

LaDainian Tomlinson really getting into new job, gets Jets tat over Chargers tat [Larry Brown]

Matt Kemp takes his red head out for dinner – react accordingly [The YBF]

Top 25 Under 25 In Sports From Sporting News leaves out Strasburg – NOOOO!!! [Sporting News]

Look, asshole, my kid is ruined for life after seeing that [Regretful Morning]

Now that is one racist cat…via…[Linkiest]

Today’s Tail:

Here you go, boys, the World’s Hottest Grandma! [Guyism]

And we follow that up with the ridiculous photos of Elisabetta Canalis in this bikini [Popoholic]

204 Photos Of Underboob…Including Some World Cup Boobage [Coed]

Wendy Combattente floating in a pool thanks to those flotation devices  [Boobie Blog]

Get to know Elsa Pataky via 132 photos – in other words you’ll really know her [DJ Mick]

WTF was Kelly Brook thinking? Nice granny bikini bottoms [Don Chavez]

We’d do very dirty things to rich chick Ivanka Trump – BOOBS!@! [The Beer Goggler]

Jennifer Garner plumber crack – a gallery [The Nip Slip]

It’s all over – Megan Fox really married that dweeb boyfriend [Yeeeah]

Look, Paula, we’re broke bloggers – will you still date us and not max our Visa? [Brosome]