Rachel Uchitel hangs at a pool (more photos) while Tiger tries to be a good father.
The sports world received another no-hitter, a USA soccer loss and news that Tiger Woods this weekend attended a birthday party for his daughter and brought “another woman,” according to the always trustworthy Sun.
Radar Online has all of your Tiger weekend shenanigans, in case you want to start a Monday with a little gossip to share with Kellie in HR.
Us? We went to see Get Him To The Greek. It was okay, had the obligatory f-bombs a minute and obligatory pop culture references. What was awkward was watching the movie sitting directly behind a couple that had to be in their early to mid 60s. We’d love to figure out how they ended up in that theater. Let’s just say they weren’t amused by the threesome and the words coming out of Diddy’s mouth.
…we get started with Dana White’s dickish Twitter response to Fedor’s loss [CageWriter]
Photos: This is why we’re rooting for Ghana from here on out [Barstool]
Yearning for the days when Cristie Kerr kissed the penis shaped golf trophy [Out of Bounds]
You know what’s gay? Turning a Coldplay song into a Kobe/LeBron ditty [Ryan Parker Songs]
Makes Sense: 10 WAGs More Desirable Than LeBron James [Bleacher Report]
World Cup Breasts: Flash your cans at World Cup, get arrested [Guyism]
The Argentina guy gets hit in head with camera, slaps camera GIF 
The Germany vs. England non-goal photo that is about to go viral [Goaly Moly]
Dog pisses on floor after being pestered with vuvuzela [Who Ate All The Pies]
Landon Donovan’s WC thank you gift: Rocked by report he sperminated U.K. woman [SI]
BJ Upton and Evan Longoria discuss finer things in life like not being a little bitch [Larry Brown]
Gavin Smith wins 1st WSOP bracelet & eats Cheetos off her ass – well 1st part is true [Wicked Chops]
Her name is Charlie and she wants you to see this very nice Monday hand bra [Coed]
Um, screw the music download – give us Jillian Beyor in this! [BroBible]
Need a reason to watch Young & The Restless? Look at Tammin & you tell us [Uncoached]
Wendy drives Mexican men nutty with this body, thoughts eating of salsa off her feet [Don Chavez]
…and even newer Melissa Satta bikini photos that you’ll truly enjoy [Yeeeah]
Gentlemen, we give you Selena Gomez in her blue bikini – react accordingly [The Beer Goggler]
Kelly Brook is a free agent! Lingerie model to work for Busted Coverage? [CelebSlam]
We’re huge fans of the Gisele two-finger bra pic – a gallery! [Heyman Hustle]
The Greatest Carved Watermelon You’ll See This Monday Morning [The Daily Wh.at]
Cool! Yawning might actually mean a woman is ready for sex – could’ve fooled us! [Asylum]