Daily Dump: The Pete Rose Corked Bat Story, Golden Tate Drunk Donut Shop Break-In, Diego Maradona Firing Line, Jerry Crawford Middle Finger, Brooklyn Decker Bikini Cartwheels, Carrie Underwood Softball, Hottest Non-Lesbian Softballer, Painted Bonnaroo Boobies & Renee Olstead!

Kelly Brook. Lingerie. These photos. It’s official – she owns 2010.

Could we please get a few more touched ball replays in the NBA Finals?

Holy shit. That was like 20 minutes of our lives spent figuring out whose finger touched a ball.

Isn’t it refreshing to hear/read about someone doing an ESPN Radio interview and not kiss ESPN ass? If you haven’t read the transcript from Aaron Rodgers recent Milwaukee radio interview where he rips Tony Kornheiser and Jaworski, do it now.

Kudos to Rodgers for not being another toolbag who’ll be seeking an ESPN job when he retires.



Today’s Dump:

….we get started with the amazing story of Pete Rose’s corked bat sold of to collector [Deadspin]

The Golden Tate is “drunk” and “retarded” and breaking into donut shop 911 call! [TMZ]

Speaking of bat-shit crazy: Diego Maradona’s firing line training regimen [Who Ate All The Pies]

Holy Sh!t! Carolina Panthers over/under 7.5 wins in 2010 – UNDERRRR! [BetVega]

Umpire Jerry Crawford has a middle finger for some asshole [Detroit4Lyfe]

More bikini cartwheels to come from Brooklyn Decker? Our penis hopes so [Esquire]

Leggy Carrie Underwood at her annual softball game [CelebSlam]

Stephen Strasburg wearing his Elvis wig & cream pie after 1st big league win [Big League Stew]

Boxing WAGs On The Beach: Hayden Panettiere getting rays in this bikini [UseMyComputer]

Easily one of the hottest non-lesbians in professional softball [FratHouse Sports]

Day Two of the NY Jets Flight Crew bikini madness in Aruba [NY Jets]

This is why you don’t pull on a wrestler’s mask during a match…via [Linkiest]

Sad: Most ESPN Zones closing due to economic troubles, high potato skin pricing [Larry Brown]

Today’s Tail:

100 Hottest Female Soccer Fans! A Gallery! [Manofest]

Painted Bonnaroo Boobies! A Gallery! [Coed]

The crazy 69-ish chair dance that is sweeping across Brazil [BroBible]

Renee Olstead busting the cleav loose at the MTV Awards [Boobie Blog]

If you need some real boob action to get Hump Day moving along…Rosie Jones NSFW [Dirty Rotten]

Unf@cking Real: Emily Scott wearing this in Ralph [Guyism]

Have a Sara Jean Underwood fetish? Here is a 250-pic gallery to calm you [Don Chavez]

Daniela is a poor man’s Alessandra Ambrosio [Uncoached]

Nina Dobrev is quickly becoming one of hottest women of 2010 [The Beer Goggler]

Coming Soon! Real Housewives star’s sex tape! [The Nip Slip]