The Afternoon Dump: Tiger And Mickelson Need To Be Paired Up, Starting Your Own Sports Franchise, Padraig Harrington Drinks Urine, ‘Fried Chicken Song,’ Ruining Your Dog, Sad Heidi Montag, & The Fantastic Kelly Brook

I may have to get this FHM magazine because of Rosie Jones.

I think there may have been a storm here late last night/early this morning. I say this because there are trees/branches down on the ground with shingles every where. Who knows.

Started watching ‘Pushing Daisies’ last night, it is a pretty good show. Start watching it if you havent.

Have a good day.

Afternoon Dump

Why are Tiger and Mickelson always separated? [Bleacher Report]
How to start your own sports franchise [Asylum]
Urban Meyer opens up about his health [Sportress of Blogitude]
Buy Chris Pronger’s pucks! [The Slanch Report]
Padraig Harrington stays hydrated by his own urine [The Sporting Blog]
Eff you to whoever burned the American Flags [Regretful Morning]
The ‘Fried Chicken Song’ will be number 1 on the charts [Guyism]
6 ways you ruin your dog [Cracked]
If you fight in a subway you will lose your arm [Totally Crap]
AT&T gets rid of unlimited plan for the iPhone [Bro Bible]
Heidi Montag pretends to be sad [Hollywood Tuna]
Glenelg rugby cheerleaders are sexy [unathletic]
I think Audrina Patridge bikini body is kinda hot [Giggity Greg]
Kelly Brook is just fantastic [Anyguey]
If you like a little bit bigger girls then here you go! [Caveman Circus]