Wes Welker is still answering questions about his March trip to Hollywood for the Playboy Golf Finals.
The question: ‘Why were you photographed with Ashley Dupre, the whore who took down Eliot Spitzer?’
Yeah, Welker, no poon for you until that knee and shoulder are ready for football. You snag 10 catches in Week One and maybe you’ll be allowed some tail. Understand?