Cuff 'Em: Assistant Principal Lauren Tilo (Photos) Exposed Her Fat Rolls To Teen, Police Allege


From the Bradenton Herald:

An assistant principal at a Tampa high school has been arrested on a charge she sent a lewd photograph of herself to a 14-year-old Manatee boy she met online, according to the Manatee County Sheriff’s Office.

The teenage boy went to officials at his middle school in Manatee on Wednesday, and said that Tilo had sent him a cell phone text message with a photo attached showing “her in a provocative and sexual pose,” a sheriff’s report states. Detectives said the photo was sent on March 7 showed Tilo exposing herself.

Look, this is some shit that will forever haunt a 14-year-old.

Kid grows up, hits puberty and thinks he’ll soon be seeing Miranda Kerr nudies and life will be great. He starts playing his online game, meets other people and one happens to be the chubby assistant principal who then (allegedly) ruins his dreams by “exposing herself.”

This is some serious bullshit. Kid happened across one of his first nudies and it’s a giant twice baked potato with some mammoth fatty cans.

If this is our kid, we’re prosecuting. She forever ruined this boy.

We’ll give the big chick the attention she deserves. She can send us naked images and we’ll give them to Kevin The Intern as a 21st birthday gift. He’ll appreciate them.
[Sheriff: Assistant principal sent lewd pic to Manatee boy]

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