The Tim Tebow Chronicles: Inspiring A Generation Of Softballers & Bible Scripture On Cleats

“I got the idea from Tim Tebow,” said Bates, referring to the Bible-verse-bearing piece of tape stuck to one of her softball cleats. “I think he was a really good example.”

Seriously, dickwads? Seriously? Listen, your hero is about to become a piece of meat for NFL defenses who want to take their heads and shove them straight down Timmy’s throat. Shot to the head? F@ck it. Black dudes are tired of the bullshit act.

All of you are in for a world of pain when Teboner ends up with four strippers and a can of ReddiWhip.

[Cullman Times]