Recently we compiled a list of questions that should be asked before hiring a youth coach. That list was for perverts but could be modified for assholes like Jason Adkins.
A Spotsylvania youth soccer coach, Jason Adkins, 34, was arrested for yelling at and assaulting two referees.
According to witnesses, Adkinsâ€™ team, made up of mostly 10-year-olds, had suffered a penalty whereby the opposing team was being allowed a penalty kick. Adkins became enraged and went onto the field yelling at one of the referees. Adkins approached the referee, who is 16 years old, and began bumping the refereeâ€™s chest, then grabbed the front of the refereeâ€™s shirt, balled it up in a fist under his chin. The referee at this time ejected Adkins from the game.
Adkins then, reportedly, went after the 20-year-old ref and broke his sunglasses and grabbed his neck.
Here is our professional opinion on Mr. Adkins after looking at his booking photo:
Let’s cut to the chase. This moron doesn’t get laid very often. Maybe once a month his wife feels like giving it up which means he’s full of anger – and sperm. He works some shitty job and prefers to call his boss an asshole on a daily basis. His kid(s) hate him. He hates himself.
Over the years and beers, his once athletic ass started to get doughy, hence the double-chin camouflage.
Then, to cap it all off, his wife tells him that coaching Colin’s soccer team would be a great father-son bonding experience. Bullshit.
Jason doesn’t give two shits about soccer. He’d much rather be slamming beers with his high school buddies at a Hooters and thinking about how great it would be to get laid more than once a month.
One thing leads to another and his ass goes off during an early May soccer game. There were 50 witnesses.
Sorry, brah, but it looks like it’ll be at least 6-8 months before that wife of yours gives it up to such a douchebag.