“The University of Colorado’s athletic department suspended Brandon Gouin indefinitely from the football team Monday, after the junior linebacker was cited for allegedly buying four kegs of beer for a Boulder High senior campout last week that drew 200-some minors.”
Look, idiots, the days of buying kegs for a high school party in the woods are over. All it takes is one retard to post something on his/her Facebook page. That gets picked up by some parent who then passes it along to his/her fuzz friend. One thing leads to another and your ass loses a $50,000 scholarship.