Cuff 'Em: The Florida Redneck Ceramic Fish Attack


We’ve been slacking in the redneck Floridian arrest news department.

“Port St. Lucie police said Carl Frost, 57, hit his roommate’s son, Jason M. Cirillo, with the fish during a confrontation Friday night.According to the arrest report, Frost told police Cirillo had punched him in the eye moments before the fish attack.”

Over/Under on how many beers were consumed before this stupidity erupted?

Nice eye, by the way.


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