The fine folks along the Gulf Coast – Alabama & Florida to be exact – had themselves on helluva party this past weekend.
It was time for the annual Mullet Toss, a giant party where being a redneck is expected and rewarded with a bikini contest where the women are young, old and some are even nasty rednecks you wouldn’t let your enemy bang.
Friends of the Program have your full recap of the fun and enough bikini photos to make you feel dirty and covered in piss warm Natural Light.
Have fun. We’re off to watch basketball.