Weekend Dump: Bret Michaels Could Die At Any Moment, LT Dropped 41 Coors Light Silverbullets On Draft Day, Kevin Kennedy’s Mid-Air Bad-Ass-Ness, Manu Ginobili’s Broken Nose And Basketball Diaries Nudie Screencaps

Why does the cheerleader lesbian locker room scene always have to be so damn cliche?

What’s up this morning? Rain.

We’re still digesting this news that Bret Michaels is in critical condition. There are direct orders into our Indian freelance researchers to keep an eye on iTunes sales numbers for “Every Rose Has It’s Thorn.” Expect Poison sales to explode this weekend since the weather is shitty and chicks who were sporting giant bangs in ’87 are now middle management at Fortune 500 companies like 7-Eleven. They have money to burn on songs that remind them of getting railed in the back of Keith’s 1985 Ford Escort.

As for our Friday night, it was spent at some strip mall restaurant where the white hairs share tables with dudes who just got back from a fishing trip up north.

This meat eater went – for the first time ever – with the Black & Bleu Salad. That’s right, bitches, we rolled with steak (medium; a little pink for flavor) over that bed of field greens. Now that is a salad. We’d totally shake the cowboy’s hand who figured out this dining option for guys who don’t want some gay Spinach Salad.

As a bonus, we were able to keep one eye on the bar TV showing the NFL Draft and our dining companion.

Clausen to the Panthers in the middle of the 2nd and Chocolate Layer Cake for dessert. Now that is a complete evening.



The Dump:

…we get started with news that Bret Michaels is in critical condition – TEARS. [Yeeeah]

LT drank 41 Coors Light Silverbullets on day he was drafted 1981 [Sportress of Blogitude]

Suh to Detroit: In other news, mom shocked to find 14-yr-old stripping at club [Det. News]

No shit: Kevin Kennedy takes down dude threatening to crash plane! [YouBeenBlinded]

Awesome: Futboler plans to build shark tank in his kitchen floor [Dirty Tackle]

Want your yard to look like Wrigley Field? Buy this and get working assholes [Out of Bounds]

Pic: Manu Ginobili’s new crooked nose after elbow to schnoz [Larry Brown]

If you are going to watch a single soccer celebration video, this is it [BroBible]

Why The NFL Draft Was Like Your Ex-Girlfriend [Coed]

Kate Hudson adds “healthy weight” after ARod relationship ends? [CelebSlam]

A Drunken Argument Worth Having This Weekend – East vs. West Coast [Holy Taco]

Giant boobs and black stockings – just what you need you giant perv [BoobieBlog]

Finally! Nudie screencaps of Brittany Daniel from Basketball Diaries [Nudography]

Daria has a giant f@cking problem picking out bras on daily basis [Guyism]

Naya Rivera – The Hottest Fake Cheerleader You’ll Ever Lay Eyes On [Maxim]

Banging the Davalos sisters is on our “to-do” agenda [Uncoached]

…and finally, rest your head on old-school electronic equip. pillows [The Daily What]