Daily Dump: Charles Barkley Vs. Shake Weight, WAG Adriana Lima Showing Boobies, Jermaine Defoe Getting Highway Head, Laker Poser Fans, Joe Nedney Vs. Robot, Gemma Atkinson Lesbian Scene & Heather Graham NSFW Boobies

Marta Gut should be on your ‘Polish models I look at when I’m supposed to be working’ list.

Yesterday we started to really put some plans together for the Kentucky Derby.

Will we attend the actual drunken, muddy, can’t-see-the-actual-race-infield party? Not this year, but one day it will come off the bucket list.

We’ll probably hit up a local track where idiots drink cheap draft beers while wearing their Sunday best.

BC also noticed that the tabloids are reporting Elin Woods has returned to Sweden. So even volcanic ash can’t stop Elin from getting the f@ck away from Eldrick. Is there any more evidence needed that the marriage is off?



Today’s Dump:

…we get started with Charles Barkley playing w/ his Shake Weight [Sports Humor]

Lane Kiffin has 10% lead on Danica Patrick in Esquire sexy woman tourney [Esquire]

The B&W NSFW boobie photos of WAG Adriana Lima you need to see [CelebSlam]

A better look at Mark Philippoussis’ WAG Siobhan Parekh [Big Smudge]

U.K. futboler Jermaine Defoe caught getting BJ in car [Holy Moly]

Futbol goal celebration leads to fan slapping scorer right across the face [The Spoiler]

Brewers fan walks around Wrigley & gets f-bombs, middle fingers [Detroit4Lyfe]

LOL! The Biggest Fails In Women’s Sports History [BleacherReport]

Why hate the Lakers? Because of these poser fans, right? [Frumpzilla]

NFL Vs. Robots: Joe Nedney beats robot in kicking competition [Shutdown Corner]

Even Reba McEntire has a Tiger Woods joke for all of us [Sportress of Blogitude]

Funny To Us: Saudi Billionaire Makes It Rain On Some Woman [DoubleViking]

Only In Texas: A liquor and guns drive-thru [OneQuickBeer]

Betty White. Chainsaw. Centaur (minus A-Rod). Awesome. [CelebrityOdor]

Today’s Tail:

10 Icelandic Chicks Who Could Cause Eruptions [BroBible]

Ever had a Canadian/Egyptian who looked like this? [DJ Mick]

The Gemma Atkinson NSFW lesbian scene in Boogie Woogie [BoobieBlog]

Same movie….Heather Graham showing the puppies [Yeeeah]

10 Photos Of Chicks Doing Dirty Things That’ll Prob. Get You Fired [Dirty Rotten]

The Annalynne McCord ass shot vs. Jessica Alba ass shot! [Coed]

Internet Porn: The Risks Vs. Rewards (A Chart) [Cracked]

Alessandra Ambrosio & her legs attend Coachella, turn us on [The Beer Goggler]

Yum! Heather Locklear hits beach and body still looks stunning [UseMyComputer]

Mina Stefan has boobs that bring a tear to our eyes [Uncoached]

Katy Perry’s rack was on display at Coachella [Guyism]

If you’ve been waiting for Christina Hendricks & watermelon photos [Popoholic]

Want to see Kate Beckinsale on her way to guy in sexy tight pants? [Don Chavez]

The Greatest Central American Rack You’ll See All Day [NSFWPOA]

Guess which chick in this gallery didn’t sleep w/ Kevin the Intern [Funtasicus]

….and finally, 99 Things That Look Like Boobs But Aren’t [Manofest]