Daily Dump: O.J. Simpson Playing Baseball, Coyotes Fans Throw Live Snakes, Very Disturbing Cheerleading Unit, Marisa Miller/Derrick Rose Sexual Energy, Phoenix Suns Slave Dancers, Playboy Workout Routines & NSFW Ashley Dupre Pics

Jordan Carver. Her huge rack. A Thursday morning. We roll on towards the weekend.

We see this morning that Tebow was in Denver yesterday for a visit with boy genius Josh McDaniels. Please, God, let the Broncos draft Teboner.

This would send the gays into an insane frenzy. Brady Quinn and Tebow sharing the same showers. Heads would explode.

And this is hilarious. O.J. Simpson, bored out of his mind in a Nevada prison, has turned to playing baseball since darts and knife toss isn’t part of the jail sports system.

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Today’s Dump:

…we get started with 8 Sexual Acts All Men Should Conquer In Their Lives [Regretful Morning]

Suck It, Red Wings Fan: Coyotes fan throws snake onto ice [Puck Daddy]

Holy Jesus Christ! Burn your favorite MLB logo into your toast [Last Angry Fan]

FAIL! The most disturbing indoor football cheerleader unit sports history [Ultimate Cheerleaders]

BWWWAAAHHH! 9,129 show up to Orioles home opener [Baltimore Sun]

Marisa Miller would totally bang Derrick Rose if she weren’t married and all [YouBeenBlinded]

25 Hottest Brunettes In Sports since we gave blondes their due earlier this week [Bleacher Report]

Phoenix Suns now using slave dancers to entertain during timeouts [Out of Bounds]

Futboler Arshavin talks about his wife posing for Playboy, women with six pack abs [The Spoiler]

Tiger Woods’ mistress really could use some cash after busted for suspended license [TMZ]

Oh, Shit! Elin Woods meets with divorce attorney, possibly ready to cash in lottery ticket [Radar]

Photos: Douchebag Mets’ fans have new douchebag hangout at Citi Field [The Sports Hernia]

10 Shaving Tips From Shaving Experts – #2 is Lubrication! Learn it, morons! [Shave Magazine]

The Greatest T-Shirt You’ll See All Day [One Quick Beer]

The Greatest Counter Tea-Bagger Protest Photo Of The Day [The Daily What]

The Greatest Cat Mariachi Band You’ll See All Day [Ned Hardy]

Today’s Tail:

A Playboy Workout – Naked chicks show you the perfect way to lose that guy, fat ass [Playboy]

That DWTS chick Edyta as you want to see her – nearly naked [Maxim]

The naked Ashley Dupre photos you’ve been waiting to see [BroBible]

Ranking the 17 Known Hugh Hefner Girlfriends In Order Of Hotness [Coed]

Laurena Lacey is a great example of why getting to Australia should be mandatory for you [Uncoached]

Anne Hathaway feet photos if you need that to get through Thursday [UseMyComputer]

Sweaty Katherine Mcphee leaving gym photos if that is your thing [Don Chavez]

Sweet Lord! Jessica Hart fixing her bikini is, um, fun [The Grumpiest]

More random T&A than your head could possibly stand [Funtasticus]

An Appreciation Of Susan Sarandon’s Daughter’s Rack [Gunaxin]

If you are into TV Guide’s and women this list is for you – 25 Hottest, Ever! [Manofest]

Miranda Kerr as we prefer her – nearly taking it all off [Giggity Greg]

…and finally, get the weekend started with this College Party Bingo Card – it’s awesome! [Holy Taco]