We voted this morning in Esquire’s “Sexiest Woman Alive” tournament because that is what you do for the three days before the NCAA gets its ass in gear.
Lane Kiffin was our choice over Natalie Gulbis because we just want to see a #16 seed upset a #1 just once..
…and because we were watching the mesmerizing Sex Change on Discovery Health last night and were absolutely stunned when one dude had his junk cut off. It was either that or American Idol. We went with split pea dong instead.