Cheryl Burke could use someone to rub that lotion and we just happen to be free today.
We predict that today you won’t be hearing a single coach from a NCAA women’s tournament team bitching about his/her seeding on ESPN Radio.
In case you want to be gay and fill out a women’s bracket, print yours from here.
We see that the Erin Andrews stalker got 2.5 years in federal prison. Meanwhile, Donte Stallworth hits a dude, kills him and serves 30 days.
…we get started with the Hotties Of The Women’s NCAA Tournament [Sox&Dawgs]
Then we have…40 Hottest Alumni of NCAA Tournament Teams [Bleacher Report]
Video: Crazy Russian dude attacks hockey goalie on the bench [Big League Screw]
Just what the world needs – Cowboys cheerleaders singing national anthem [Guyism]
Clark Kellogg has been watching a little too much Bang Bus? [The Sports Hernia]
ESPN’s John Buccigross mans up and attends Gay & Lesbian Awards Show [OutSports]
The day Charles Barkley started getting fat – Chuck & this pizza [Sports Illustrated]
Ben Sheets makes $10MM finds way to surrender 10 runs to 10 batters [Big League Stew]
The Ultimate Basketball Team Via Fantasy Draft Of Hollywood Characters [Gunaxin]
Which leads us to 25 animals playing sports (monkeys on skates!) [Holy Taco]
Listen up, meatheads: How To Live In Treehouse For 5 Years [Asylum]
Yes, Please: Australia’s version of Vanna White in bikini, at beach [CelebSlam]
Is This Australia’s Hottest Woman – Ever? We’d need to see it all to confirm [Coed]
32 Hot Chicks With Pigtails – A Gallery [Manofest]
Porn Star Of The Week Brea Bennett wants to have singing career! (NSFW) [BroBible]
No sh!t! Aubrey O’Day making milkshakes in this outfit (NSFW Ads) [Boobie Blog]
Alexis Walker in a thong for any NBA baller who might be reading [Booty Source]
Tiger Woods would totally enjoy this 18yr old Colombian porn star [Dirty Rotten]
Alessandra Ambrosio giving us some thigh bra [Popoholic]
So you have a Christina Hendricks fetish? This might change your mind [Don Chavez]
How about some respectable TNA – Esti Ginzburg for S.I. [Celebrity Odor]
Chance celebrity encounters: Miranda Kerr’s legs at the airport [The Beer Goggler]
Things That Didn’t Happen To Kevin The Intern So Far This Spring Break [Funtasticus]
Famous singer Bob Geldof’s daughter in her lingerie [LaxTime]
…and finally, Wu-Tang Records releases Epic Beard Man hip-hop single [NBC-SF]