Pa. TV Station: Ben Roethlisberger Admits To Sexual 'Contact'

“Sources say Roethlisberger concedes that he did have contact with the woman that was not consummated and that afterward the woman slipped and fell, injuring her head.”

Yeah, we fully understand why consummated was the term used to describe what happened during the “Big Benning.”

Dude is like President Clinton. No, I didn’t bang her, but the college girl did blow me. That would explain the stains, fools.