From The Couch: Orlando Magic Fan Already Forgiving Tiger Woods

We’re not sure how long before the Orlando Magic sign police snagged this one Friday night.

Quickly, why do sporting fans where the ticket thing around their heads. We’ve been noticing this more and more. And then they’ll shove like four tickets in there and some all-you-can-eat buffet ticket. And drink tickets. And “one cut in line” pass.

What the hell ever happened to just having your ticket torn scanned, you put it in the back pocket and go about your business not looking like you’re the Magic’s beat writer?